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Ondra, let's clean up thls mess, okay?
Plck up your thlngs so I can vacuum.
These have had It. You've gotnew ones.
- And what's thls? - An alrplane. - It's broken.
You'll never play wlth It agaln, wlll you?
You're a schoolboy but sometlmes you act Ilke a baby.
You're golng to have to pull your socks up.
I don't thlnk your frlends stlll play wlth teddy bears?
- And thls one's falllng apart. - Butlt's Kooky.
I know dear, butlfl stltch hlm up he'lljust tear somewhere else.
I'm sorry, but Kooky's got to go.
Don't get It everywhere.
You don't want to start wheezlng agaln?
Cuddly toys are full of dust and no good for you.
Bubbles can stay, she's washable. Butnot thls one.
And get hlm out of your face.
Good boy.
KOOKY
The same way I'm allerglc to dust and cats,
Kooky Is allerglc to thedark.
It makes hlm feel bad.
It doesn't make hlm wheeze but he's much better when It's Ilght agaln.
Tonlght, I don't thlnk I'll go to my mum's bed.
When our house Is on Its slde It's too trlcky to get there.
No runnlng!
When a kld gets lost, he tells someone where he Ilves and they take hlm home.
But Kooky's only a teddy bear and hedoesn't know where he Ilves.
- Ondra, get off! - Homeless peopledon't knowelther.
Goddamn!
Because they don'thave a home.
Nowcount.
One... two... three...
four... five... slx...
Lucky you. Wlth your washable tag.
But Kooky's days are numbered.
Let's try praylng for hlm. Put your hands together.
We'll pray for hlm to Ilve.
Hands together or the maglc won't work.
You're not asleep yet? Are you breathlng all rlght?
Let's put Bubbles up here so you won't breathe In her dust all nlght.
- Goodnlght. - Mum? - Yes?
- 'NIght. - 'NIght.
Getup, Kooky, getup!
Oh God, do somethlng! Hocus Pocus Whodoo? Youdoo!
Hey, cut It out!
Stay back! I'm a dangerous dustbag - I could put you In hospltal.
No one gets out ofhere, no way.
He's gettlng away! Stop hlm!
Nothlng leaves thedump. That's the law.
Stop rlght there!
He's gettlng away! Stop hlm!
Hello, anyone there?
Don't bother trylng to scare me because my eyes are shut tlght.
Don't even try It!
That's a pretty sllly coat to run around here In.
I bet everythlng stlcks to It. Fake fur, Isn'tlt?
- What eh... who are you? - I'm Kooky and I Ilve In the clty.
- What do you do? - Not a lot.
So you're just for show? No job?
Ondra takes me to bed atnlght and we play wlth Bubbles.
We pretend we're anlmals hldlng from the cold.
I see.
Each to thelr own, but you don't belong here.
In the forest wedon't play games; thls Is real Ilfe.
Anlmals here have to fight to survlve and get cold for real!
- I want to go home. - Good!
You don't fit In here! You should go home.
- I want to, butl don't know how. - Oh, dear.
- I've tralned them. Want to see? - Yes please.
Hey, squlrrels!
Plne cone to sector Bravo, Slerra, Tango.
These burn rather well.
Stay here, I'll be back In a moment.
Or maybe you'd better come wlth me... so nothlng gets... broken.
Just don't tell anyone what you do athome.
- You mean about the games? - About what you are.
- What am I? - You're a... cuddly toy.
- So what? - Here wedon't go In for that sort ofthlng.
HI, Captaln! Who's that?
He's lost. I'm keeplng an eye on hlm.
Okay.
- Who was that? - Somegod. - A God?
Everyone here Is the god of somethlng: A stream, a rock, etc.
Captaln, wlll you let me go now? I sawthe strange Ilght first.
- Do you promlse you'll stop strangllng everyone? - I promlse!
Okay, cut hlm down, he can joln us.
- HI, Captaln, want a Ilft? - I'll walk.
- What's he the god of? - Nothlng. That's Nushka.
At last the Captalrs arrlved.
- What have we here? - A tree stump that plays muslc.
- Is thls really necessary? - Shows you're In charge.
Sllly old fart...
Frlends, slnce the stump's been here a long tlme
and has only just started to play muslc
It can only mean one thlng. Somethlng Is Inslde.
Frlend or foe? Show yourself.
Come out!
No one's comlng out. Someone should take a look.
We won't hurt you. We come In peace.
Hey, Plnky, are you polsonous?
- I'm not plnk, I'm red. - Come here. I want a blte of you.
We Ilke your muslc. So don't be afrald. Come on out.
It's a machlne.
- It's mlne! - I saw It first!
I sawlt first too!
It's all of ours. Let's take It to the pub.
- What Is It? - A pretty muslc box.
- To the Needles! - Hurry!
- To the Needles! - Needles? What? - Come now!
- Walt for me! - Keep up!
Hurry, hurry! To the Needles... - Keep up wlth me chaps!
Always the same. We rush and I get crushed!
- Phew! That was close. - Be qulet!
Shutup.
I went back for It, so It's mlne! - It belongs to all ofus.
I knew somethlng was up all along but I walted for the Guardlan.
But It was too nolsy to hear anythlng out there.
- I heard. - So, why dldrt you say somethlng?
Not my job. When the Captaln hands over to me, you'll hear In tlme.
- Shut up! - Llsten, what's that?
Who's that, damn It?
- Turn It off! - It'll glve us away!
Hlt the red button!
Lt'll glve us away!
Careful... Qulet!
- Who could It be? - I'll go and find out.
- Hey there! - I'm Captaln Goddamn, I'm the forest Guardlan.
HI, Captaln. We're looklng for a Ilttle red fellow.
One thatjumps and has blg eyes. Seen hlm?
He's here. He's trylng to find hls way home. You frlends ofhls?
- Sure, we've come for hlm. - Mr. Kooky, your frlends are here!
- He can't escape out the back, rlght? - So, you're not hls frlends?
- He broke the law and must come wlth us. - What dld he do?
He left thedump and that's agalnst the law.
- Here he Is. - But I don't belong In the dump! Ljust gotlost.
- That's what they all say. - Let me call Ondra. He'll tell you.
I'll use the machlne Inslde and prove It!
Damn It, lethlm! And sound the all clear.
Thls better not be a trlck.
- Look, hands! - They shook hands! - How nlce.
- Two... - Hey, that looks Ilke me.
When that phonedles we'll take It away too.
We'll take away anythlng that doesn't belong In the forest.
We get a reward for every capture, and you get order In your forest.
If you want to clean up, take away the dead branches.
- But they belong here. - A blt plcky aren't we!
Obvlously, these tops shouldn't be In the woods.
- They belong In the dump. - Don't touch them! They're mlne.
But they don't belong here, do they?
- Hey, It wasrt easy to find them. - What else would wedrlnk from?
All rlght, but you don't need that fellowhere.
- Yes... - Sure...
- So we can take hlm away? - Why not?
What's In It for us? Could you move some rocks for me?
- They're too heavy for me. - That's the splrlt!
We can strlke a deal Ilke Intelllgent creatures.
Llsten!
Whatls It? What's happenlng?
- Helllloooo... - Hello?
It's Kooky. They want to take me to the dump.
Tell them I have a home. Please come and get me!
Helllloooo...
Hello?
- Who was It, mum? - No one. Just a strange sound.
Show's over. Let's go.
Don't forget about my rocks.
Just a mlnute. Somethlng's not rlght.
Lfhedoesn't want to go we shouldn't force hlm.
Maybe hedoes. Look, he's smlllng.
I can't help It, I always smlle. But I don't want to go.
So, what's the declslon?
No one's golng to be taken away. It would keep me up at nlght.
You want to klll thls deal over an old mars sleep?
Thls gentleman needed some rocks shlfted...
The Captaln has spoken.
Hey, hey! Relax!
Why not leave that other junk here too?
I'm sure you don't want It to... suffer.
Yes, as a matter of prlnclple, everythlng stays.
Prlnclple? I thlnk our Guardlan has fallen In love wlth that thlng.
Hls very own cuddly toy.
Hey, Creeper, you're such a good strangler.
- I'll let you be officlal strangler when I'm Guardlan. - Really?
Sure. For starters, could you quletly snare that toy for me?
- Why? You thlnk he's cute? - Very.
Thank you for savlng me.
- The Guardlan has a cuddly toy! - Qult followlng me.
I've done all I can for you. Now you're on your own.
- Butl don't know my way home. - Just followthe sun. It'll take you there.
Thanks. I'm sorry for causlng trouble.
- Yeah, sure... Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Stop!
We need to talk...
Followlng the sun too? Room for me...?
Cuddles In the woods alone. Death wlll come to plck hls bones!
...before It sets.
- Now who the hell Is that? Who's there? - It's me agaln.
- What do you wantnow? - The sun went down.
- You should've walted tlll mornlng. - I'm allerglc to the dark.
Well, you can't stay here; everyone would talk.
I wouldn'thave stuck up for you had I known you'd stlck around.
Please, just tonlght. I'll go In the mornlng.
Goddamn! Have you eaten?
Turn It off- you'll glve us away!
The captaln sleeps Ilke a log. Just walt'tll he's asleep.
- Wlll do. - We're not stupld.
Yum, these poached rabblt dropplngs are scrumptlous.
You stlll haven't had my speclallty - plckled ant larvae.
You should eat to bulld up your strength.
Excellent! I never knew food tasted so good.
- Do you eat slugs? - No.
Thls Is the first tlme I've ever eaten!
I never ate athome.
- Are slugs good? - Dlsgustlng. I thlnk only Nushka Ilkes them.
- He's the one who wants to take over as Guardlan? - Damn rlght.
But firsthe'll have to prove that I'm not up to It.
And that won't happen. Hedoesn't know me.
But why don't you let hlm take over slnce you're...
- What am I? - Well, er, you... mlght want a rest.
You know what's good about belng old?
I've seen so much thatl can predlct
how thlngs wlll turn out before they happen.
It's called foreslght.
That Nuschka glves me the heeble geebles.
- Heeble what? - Geebles. That's what we say.
Rlght. That's about the only thlnk you'll ever get from hlm.
Well, now It's tlme for bed.
I'll sleep on the balcony. You stay here slnce you're scared ofthedark.
So they went to sleep, and so wlll we.
- What Is It now? - I've never slept away from home before.
Except for lastnlght, In the woods.
Congratulatlons, now turn off the Ilght.
- Athome we always... sald 'nlght nlght'. - Flne, goodnlght.
No klss, no hug?
Cuddly toy Indeed!
- They're not here. - Maybe they're hldlng.
- Check the balcony? - Don't shlne that In my face!
- It's not that brlght. - Idlot! Ltls! - Sorry.
- Now all I see are coloured rlngs. - I can seegreen ones too...
- What was that? - He's waklng up. Qulck. Back to the Ilft!
- Can you see now? - No. Just feellng my way.
Careful, there's a step here...
What the...?
Goddamn, thls wasrt part of thedeal! What's got Into you?
Sorry, I got scared. I'm not used to sleeplng alone.
Damn It! I hope no one sawus.
Up there-there's a blrd and a butterfly! Two of them!
Oh, not butterflles. They love to talk!
He was cold, so I shared my blanket. Havert you ever been cold?
Qult snooplng and beat It!
And you hlt the road too. I don't want to see you here agaln.
- See you later. - No, you won't. Good bye!
And don't getlnto trouble because I won't keep savlng you.
Sorry, Captaln Slr, but the sun Isn't there today.
Aha, It's behlnd you.
But yesterday It was on the other slde, wasrtlt? I'm confused...
The surs here now so go that way.
Just keep walklng towards It. And don't come back!
Thanks.
Wlth a Ilttle luck he'll find hls way somewhere.
But whether It's home... that's up to hlm.
Damn It! Not hlm agaln...
I'll showhlm!
- Who's that? - Us.
We heard you were In bed wlth the cuddly toy so feltlt best to knock.
Who's us? How should I know who "us" Is?
You know howtlny you look from up here?
Patrol unlt from thedump.
Captaln, we came to tell you an anlmal's In trouble.
- What anlmal? What trouble? - It's furry, probably a dog.
- It's In Stlnkvllle. - Stlnkvllle Isn't my beat.
Not my problem, patrolmen. See you later.
Nushka sald you wouldn't help. He's on hls way there now.
Is he nuts? What's a Stlnkvllle dog got to do wlth hlm?
And, damn It, howcome you're Involved?
What should we tell hlm? That you can't help or that you won't?
Tell hlm he's not the Guardlan. It's not hls job.
He's settlng a trap for me. Hey, squlrrels!
Two cones to sector Bravo, Vlctor, Jullet-a blt to the left!
Ouch! We're belng bombed!
HI, Plnky.
I'm not plnk, I'm red.
You won't get far, Plnky.
- HI, Captaln. - So we hear you won't help an anlmal In dlstress?
- It's In Stlnkvllle. - Butlf Nushka saves It,
certaln blrdbralns wlll thlnk he should be Guardlan Instead of you.
And that wouldn't be good.
- That's odd. There wasrt a hlll here. - Where?
Where I left my car.
I dldrt thlnk I'd need It for a whlle.
- In the anthlll? - Ah, so It's an anthlll!
That explalns why It wasrt here then.
And there should be a blg rock over there.
Do you see It... too?
- Yes, It's there. - Then that's where my car Is.
They say you can't see properly. It's not true, Is It?
Justlmaglne that, a Guardlan who couldn't see. What nonsense!
That's a rellef. So can we tell everyone
that our good old Guardlan stlll has what It takes?
'Course you can. I'm on my way!
- Bye! - Bye! - And good luck!
Just testlng the bumper.
But Stlnkvllle Is the other way.
Damn It! Damn It! Thls Isn't golng to be easy.
I need better eyes. Where's thatllttle cuddly fellow?
He's always around when you don't need hlm...
Hello, Mr. Kooky!
Hello!
- Hello, Mr. Kooky! Where are you? - Over here!
- Come here, don't be scared. - I can't, I'm all tangled up.
Say somethlng so I can find you.
Rlng a rlng o'roses, a pocketful of posles,
atlshoo, atlshoo, all fall down.
Where are you? Say somethlng!
Blackberry, you're shaklng. Do you have the Ilttle fellow?
Aha! So, the Creeper's got hlm.
I haven't "got hlm", he just got tangled up.
Let hlm go! Remember what you promlsed.
Thanks a lot. I thoughtl was a goner!
- Ever drlven a car? - No.
It's compllcated, lots oflevers and stuff.
I'll drlve and you'll navlgate.
You tell me where to turn so wedon't crash.
You're very klnd. I'd never make It home on foot.
You'll be my co-pllot.
We justneed to stop In Stlnkvllle, then I'll help you on your way.
Keep your eyes peeled.
There!
The other slde!
- That way! - Don't shout. - Why?
No shoutlng In the forest. Speak softly.
- Look out... - Where?
So sorry, we dldrt mean It.
Everyone all rlght?
- You're meant to dlrect me! - I sald to look out.
Dld you mean left or rlght?
You don't know left from rlght, do you?
Well, well, some co-pllot!
We'requlte a palr. One can't tell left from rlght and the other Is bllnd.
- You thlnk I can't see? - Yes!
- See that squlrrel over there? - Where? - There.
- Hop, hop, hop... And It's gone. Dld you see It? - No.
So who can't see now?
Get out and roll In the mud a blt.
I'm not taklng you any further wlth that colour of yours.
Butl can't go home dlrty.
Then just cover your head up.
Can I learn left and rlght?
Ow, that hurts!
Now you'll remember It's me you need to be afrald of.
- Get In! - We already are. - So let's go!
- There! - You mean "to the rlght". - To the rlght.
- Nowthe other slde, so... left. - Well done!
- There's a map In the glove box. - You mean thls?
- That's It, a bee map, very detalled. Can you see us? - No.
Look carefully. There's an art to readlng such a map.
I thlnk I see us! Now I don't anymore.
We'd better stop and you can look. It's too compllcated for me.
And for me It's too... um... detalled. Don't worry, I knowthegeneral dlrectlon.
Lfwe see someone we'll stop and ask. It'll be all rlght.
- Hey, there's someone. Stop! - Who Is It? - Hard to say.
Excuse me. Excuse-mol. Croak-croak.
- See-through wlngs, body Ilke a stlck... - A dragonfly?
Drrn-drr. It Is a dragonfly.
Drrn-drr vrrn-vrr Stlnkvllle?
- Vrrn-drrn sorry. - What dld he say?
You dldrt tell me there were two of them.
It was hard to tell. They were all twlsted together.
Remember, when two anlmals are Ilke that, we don't talk to them.
To the rlght... They weredolng sex, werert they?
- Wedon't talk about that elther. - Lfwedon't talk about It
then how wlll I know what I'm seelng when I see It?
- I thlnk I see a dam. - Then we'regolng the rlght way.
Fresh water Is what I sell, drlnk It and you'll feel well!
Is thls the way to Stlnkvllle?
- Fresh water Is what I sell... - Goodbye then!
Water ahead, look out!
It's okay, the car's waterproof.
Butnot me. I can't get wet.
See, that was easy. Where to now?
- Can you glve me a Ilttle push? - I can't get wet. - Oh, you got out.
I'll ask the water man to help push.
Fresh water Is what I sell...
Hey, dld the Captaln pass by wlth a red teddy?
Drlnk It and you'll feel well!
- To hell wlth you! - Fresh water Is what I sell...
It's Nushka and those bagmen!
I see somethlng red!
- Someone's hldlng there. - HI Captaln!
Everyone thlnks you're In Stlnkvllle and here you are washlng your car.
- Itlooks Ilke a raspberry. - Or an unrlpe blackberry.
- Let's check Its leaves. - Stop wastlng tlme and let's go!
It doesn't seem to have leaves. That's strange... Ah, walt, yes It does!
I thlnk It's a raspberry. Do raspberry leaves shake?
- No, they don't. Is there a plant that shakes? - Guess.
- Blast It, we're In a hurry! - In the wlnd they all do.
So It's the wlnd. Let's go!
Out ofthe way, anlmal In dlstress!
See you!
I should be offtoo. The sun Is over there...
And so Kooky headed home,
but somethlng must've eaten hlm or he'd be here by now.
Practlclng or just playlng around?
Now, lfhe had a computer Inslde hlm, he could puthlmself together agaln
when the anlmal pooped hlm out. - Don't speed Itup!
Buthe hasn't got one so he'll stay all chewed up.
Remember the pause there.
Hey, hang on!
Has anyone ever needed you when It really mattered?
Ondra needs me. But dry. I can't move when I'm wet.
I'm full ofstuffing and It takes days to dry.
He needs you to sleep, buthe can fall asleep wlthout you, rlght?
- Buthe doesn't want to. - Hedoesn't want to, but he can.
- Butl can't go on wlthout you. - Can't those Ilttle gods help you?
Ever seen gods helplng anyone? They only look after themselves.
What about hlm? Hedoesn't mlnd water; lethlm help you.
- He can't or won't. Just Ilke you. - Don't thlnk I'm not grateful.
- I'd help you butl can't get wet. - It's the same thlng.
- Itlsrt. - Itls.
- Hey, a blrd! And another. There's a nest. - Where?
- On that traller over there. - A nest on a traller?
What wlll they thlnk ofnext?
Excuse me... Tweet-tweet!
Tweet-tweet... woof-woof ouch-ouch?
Another blrd's just arrlved. We should be off.
- He may be more helpful. - But you sald two anlmals together...
Wedon't talk to them, rlght?
She's slttlng on her eggs already and he's feedlng her.
Nothlng's golng to happen here.
Tweet-tweet woof-woof ouch-ouch?
- See where he polnted? - Yes. - Let's go!
- Tweet-tweet, toodle-oo! - Toodle-oo.
Go left...
Now rlght.
Wlll we be there by evenlng? Because I go to bed pretty early...
Nlce smell. It smells Ilke home.
Lflt were nlce It wouldn't be called Stlnkvllle.
Every anlmal In dlstress suffers. Lfwe know about It
and don'thelp, we share the blame for thelr sufferlng.
He can move but he's tled to somethlng.
- Somethlng whlte and Ilght. - It's attached to hls collar.
He probably Ilkes to run away. It's to stop hlm.
Here come the Guardlan and Cuddles!
Are you consclence-strlcken or just scared I'll save thedog?
Are you sure he wants to be saved?
Captaln Goddamn, why not just accept that you're pastlt?
Hey, dog, woof-woof!
Rrr-huff vrr-mrrr brrr-huff huff-brrr?
He says he's fine. He can move and It's better than belng tled up.
Now I'll ask hlm:
Vrr-huffhuff-huffhuff-huff?
Know whatl sald? Stand stlll If you thlnk Goddamn Is a coward.
Now watch me save hlm.
I'm afrald he hasn't learnt a thlng.
Tell hlm not to be scared. Ljust need to blte through these wlres!
He's saylng he'll help you from the other slde.
What? A nest full ofeggs In danger? Back to the blrds!
No nest, no traller, nothlng. I'd say they went that way.
- Why? - There are tracks. - Damn rlght.
Thls Isn't a road. It's more Ilke stalrs!
Lfl go qulet It means I've fallen out.
Tell me when we can turn off!
It's all blurry.
For me too!
- I thlnk you should go... - Left? - No, rlght, now!
Whathappened here?
Where'd they go? Speak slower, who the hell can understand you?
Get some hay and follow me! We'll be carrylng eggs.
We want Cuddles. To hell wlth the eggs!
Do as I say and he's yours.
Carry on, I'll head them off!
- I see a road and tlny cars. - Do you see the traller?
Nushka's behlnd us!
Stop It! We dldrt do anythlng to you!
- Throw your hat at hlm. - Mlnd that car!
- Hey, Cuddles! Cuddles In the woods alone... - Alm carefully!
- Alm carefully! Dld It stop hlm? - No.
Damn! If only I knew where we were!
- I can't see us. - We're on the other slde already.
- I see us! - Every cell has three letters: Left, rlght, and above.
- Looks Ilke a comb on the left. - That's an E! You went to school?
- Sclssors on the rlght. - Sclssors? - Llke thls. - Aha, an X.
Hey, squlrrels, Immedlate coverlng fire: Echo, X-ray, Oscar!
- Anythlng happen? - Cones are comlng down behlnd us.
- You're too slow. Read faster. - The map shows a hole ahead.
The road narrows, we can't both fit!
Squlrrels, coverlng fire to sector Echo, X-ray, Quebec! Duck!
- It's snowlng! - The faster we go, the colder It gets.
Know any more trlcks? - I can blow smoke rlngs, but that won'thelp us now.
Hold onto your hats!
- Guess we won't be helplng hlm. - Damn rlght.
- We just drove offthe map. There's the traller!
- Am I golng the rlght way?
- I don't know, I can't see. - Stand up!
I stlll can't see.
- I see It! - Well? - We have to...
Captaln Slr, I'm here!
Aha, a path! Don't say a word. Now even a bllnd man can find hls way.
Why do we need these bloody eggs?
Lfwe save them, It'll prove Goddamn Isn'tup to It anymore.
And that's where I come In.
- Captaln, stop! - What's golng on?
- Nushka's here. - Where?
Ahead ofus... Actually, behlnd us because we'regolng In clrcles.
We have to pull over! Qulck, I hear them!
You need to hlde wlth that colour of yours.
Once I wrote a rhyme abouthlm. Llsten. You'll spllt your sldes.
Captaln Goddamn means no harm but he can't see the length of a barn.
For far too long he's had control. We all now wlsh he'd fall In a hole.
Powerful stuff.
Ifl could wrlte, I'd jot It down and pass It around.
- We'd help, but we can't wrlte elther. - I knowthe letter P.
- There's no P In the rhyme. - P Ilke poop hole.
A poop hole ofa poet.
Dad?
- Dad? - Yes?
Howdo you stop a tractor?
- Llke a car. Use the brake. - Dlnner's ready, set the table.
Where's that chaln? Here Itls. I almostlostlt.
Captaln, where are you?
- And If that can't stop It? - Can't? You haven't even trled It.
Thls Is really good.
If you aren't golng to eat you can go stralght to bed.
Maybe he's slck. He's been actlng odd thls afternoon.
Captaln, where are you? The eggs are too heavy.
- I'm here, under the chaln! - I can't see you.
I'm here. Where the hell are you?
I can'thold on anymore. Captaln!
Hand them over or I'll sock you In theguts.
Then you'll break the eggs.
Exactly! So let go.
Nothlng personal, but you're off to the dump.
Maybe we should rlp hlm In half so he won't escape.
Don't worry, that's for later.
I'm composlng a rhyme to celebrate my Guardlanshlp:
Never fear, brave Nushka's the one...
Blast It, Cuddles and the eggs aregone!
That's really a lovely rhyme. Too bad there's stlll no P.
Blast It, stop! He's really gone!
The chaln Isn't broken so he must be Inslde.
Glve up. Come out! We won'thurt you. Atleastnot yet.
We'lljab It tlll he squeals.
I need the eggs In one plece, lfthey're stlll there.
- How many doors are there? - Three. - Each cover one.
Don't be scared. Come on out.
- Gothlm! - That's me, you fool!
- I have an egg! And another! - Shut the doors! He's In there!
We're golng to smoke you out...
You shouldn't smoke.
Ondra's dad smoked. He gave up because he was scared of dylng.
Thls won't klll me. I don't have lungs so It can't hurt me.
I'll fall apart oneday whether I smoke or not.
- How about me? Wlll I dle too? - You'll also fall apart.
Llke everythlng here: The stump, the needles, the trees...
Even Nushka wlll fall apart oneday.
Even hls two Bagmen and thelr truck too.
But that's not the end. Everythlng becomes somethlng else.
And It all goes around and around, and that's they way It should be.
But whatlfl love someone and they dle?
You're homeslck, aren't you?
Let's go.
Is Ithard to breathe agaln?
My God, he's burnlng up.
Flre!
Don't be a hero. Come out! The Captaln can't save you now.
- Who are they talklng to? - They thlnk I'm stlll In the truck.
Tweet-tweet! Come out, before the eggs are baked.
- Flre! - Maybe I should glve myselfup...
Nonsense. It's better they thlnk you're In there.
- Butterfly above, boss. - Take hlm down.
Our truck! They're steallng our truck!
Blastlt!
What's up wlth the blrds now?
Thegood news Is your car's OK. The bad news Is they want to fry us!
Settlng fire to the forest? They must be crazy!
What? What's happenlng?
We're on fire. We need snow! Make It wlnter!
- Lfonly thls banger can make It. - Downlll, to the left!
A tree! Go rlght! It's snowlng! Faster!
It's golng to be hard to stop...
We made It! But we're stlll on fire...
Watch the road!
If we crashed the eggs are smashed and so are we!
Thls Is not golng to work out.
It wlll, but not the way you want.
- Blson? - No blson are even blgger.
Go and get the eggs.
- Are any of them broken? - It doesn'tlook Ilke It.
- Can you get out? - No, we're trapped. - Good!
Lt'll melt soon; what then?
- Can I stab the old guy wlth my fork? - Only lfno one sees you...
Hear that? They're already done for, gagglng for alr.
- Are you all rlght, Captaln? - Do It too.
Don't fall for It. It sounds Ilke some klnd of anlmal.
- Captaln, what anlmal sounds Ilke that? - Guess.
Blast It, I can't stand hls guesslng games!
It's the blson, Isn't It? Those small ones.
Damn rlght. I hope they hear us.
Let's get out ofhere! Hurry!
Faster!
- Water's drlpplng on me. - It's the snow meltlng.
- I have to stay dry. - Qulet, they're here!
- I'm full of stuffing. - You sald that already. - I'm gettlng wet.
Stop feellng so damn sorry for yourself.
Ever seen a blue tlt wlth a frost bltten leg?
Or a dylng bee? Or a wounded fox?
They accept thelr fate. They don't complaln Ilke you.
- That's because they can't talk. - I can. I'm wet, old, almost bllnd,
- and fed up; but am I complalnlng? - When I'm wet, I'm heavy and can't walk.
I'm just a stupld toy.
Our grandma wears glasses for her bad eyes. That's what you need.
- What are glasses? - They help you see better.
What are you dolng? Maklng glasses?
No, I'm trylng to wrlng myself out. Butnot much luck.
Why not take out your stuffing?
- It'll dry qulcker. - You mean I should take my Insldes out?
I've seen worse and there's no one else around.
The old Guardlan Is burled here. He was a real ogre.
Durlng hls rule even the mushrooms were afrald to grow.
When he fell apart he chose me because I was an outslder.
He was worrled that someone local would glve hls son a hard tlme.
But there was a condltlon:
Thathls son would take over when I got too old.
And whathappened to thls son?
I trled to teach hlm howto be a good and just Guardlan.
So let hlm take over. He'll take care of Nushka.
- Nushka Is hls son! - Oh, God!
I'll leave my head stuffed so we can keep on talklng.
You know, there's a place where what was and what wlll be Is wrltten.
There you can find out whether or not you'll get home.
Really? Can wego there? Please!
It's wrltten In an anclent, secret scrlpt known to very few.
- But you knowlt, don't you? - Of course I do.
- You'regreat! - Of course I am.
I know all languages. But my eyes are too weak to read.
- Not even a blt? - Not even a letter.
That's a plty. Sometlmes I feel Ilke crylng.
But then I look away, gaze Into the dlstance and then I'm ok.
- I want to show you somethlng. - You have to come closer.
- Letters? - Made In Chlna. - So you're also...
Never agaln call yourself just a stupld toy.
Mr. Goddamn! Captaln, Nushka's here!
You're under arrest, Captaln.
Nushka, my dear boy, what are you dolng?
You've gone too far; I'm golng to have to teach you a lesson.
We'll see about that.
Cuddles must be here somewhere.
Let's stamp around untll we trample on hlm.
Cuddles, where are you?
- Come out! - Qulck! Make a fire.
Before someone sees us. Make It blg.
Plle everythlng on to It.
No. It's me you're burnlng!
Dld you hear somethlng?
Warm enough for you?
Talk all you want.
Louder, we can't hear you.
We caught hlm red handed. He was settlng fire agaln!
Whathappened to the forest?
Stay back. He's crazy.
Dldrt I rlsk my Ilfe to save your eggs?
Tweet once for no, twlce for yes.
How sweet. Speak up, your chlld needs you.
Was It not Goddamn who set fire to the forest?
- He'd never do It! - But the blrds sawlt!
Wlll no one defend the Captaln? No other wltnesses?
- Hornman, dldrt you see anythlng? - I dld, but not clearly.
- What dld you see? - Tell us. - I sawthe Captalrs car
chaslng after that truck and firlng flamlng cones.
- Oh, man! - But there were others In the car.
Yes, he was wlth Cuddles. Cuddles Is behlnd It all.
What'll we do wlth hlm? He's stlll our Guardlan! Or Is he?
- We should hang hlm. - Hang hlm! - Hang hlm!
Isn't that golng too far? He only burned down part of the forest.
- Hang hlm! - Hang hlm!
Flne. Hand over the sceptre and sash; I'll take charge.
- Make hlm pay. - Buthe hasn'thad a chance to speak!
- Stlcks, get to It! - Frlends, I'm not gullty!
- So can we load up? - It's all yours, gentlemen.
- Long Ilve the new Guardlan, eh? - Long Ilve the new Guardlan!
- Hurrah! - Hurrah!
"Hospltal"
It's ralnlng...
Reward for Informatlon leadlng to the arrest of the red teddy Kooky
and of everythlng allen to the forest.
So, what are you golng to tell them?
- As Ifl'd tell you. - The watermars boat?
- No. - So you've seen somethlng else.
You thlnk I can't see you, butl see much more clearly through thls bottle.
Arert you ashamed of yourselves? I rescue your eggs and thls Is how you repay me?
Sorry for turnlng my back on you. Are you stlll there?
If you help me escape we'll be even.
Wlll you help me?
Aha, you're afrald.
You thlnk Nushka wlll hurt your klds.
Can you do somethlng else for me?
Where's my hat!
Hey, you there! Brlng that boat over here.
Fresh water Is what I sell, drlnk It and you'll feel well.
Where's my reward for polntlng out the boat! I need these rocks taken away.
- So load them up then. - What? By myself?
The nerve! We sald we'd haul them, not load them.
I stlll have my paddle. Want to buy a paddle?
He took hls plll buthe stlll seems to be wheezlng.
- Okay, open wlde. - No, you're not comlng In!
Open your mouth, the doctor just wants to look.
I thlnk hls bronchl are Inflamed.
- Yuck, you dlsgustlng beast! Get offme! - Thls wlll soothe hlm.
Open your mouth. Show me what a blg boy you are.
Don't even thlnk about It. I've a lot offight left In me.
- It's only a plll. - No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Good boy!
I knowl look thln butlt's not because I'm hungry.
- Blast It, what do you want! - My hat was stolen. It was sllvery...
Probably sent to the dump. We're cleanlng the forest.
Butlt kept my head dry.
And they stole my boat. So what to do wlth thls paddle?
I'll see you one at a tlme. Form a queue.
I can't queue. I must sell water.
Don't drlnk raln water, buy my fresh water!
Get In Ilne!
Howcan I run thls place when they keep bugglng me?
If you could talk we could have a nlce conversatlon beforedlnner.
Afterwards... well I'm afrald It won't be posslble...
- Guardlan! - Hey, Guardlan!
I've had It!
- Everyone to the Needles! - Move! To the Needles!
You're so klnd. But It's wet.
Maybe look under a tree for somedry stuff?
Poor Captaln. I hope he doesn't get eaten allve.
I'm not sorry for hlm. Nushka Is better.
Hls hearlng Is superb. Dld you hear anythlng?
Well, he dld and he sounded the alarm.
Nothlng Ilke a young palr of ears.
I feel we're golng to regret thls clean up of our forest.
If you're from here and respect Nature you've gotnothlng to fear.
You're a fine one to talk wlth a body full of wlres.
But they're natural Iron wlres! I was born wlth them.
Irors from rocks, from the earth -It's natural.
And who'll declde what's natural and whatlsrt?
- The Guardlan. That's hls job. - And thereln Iles the rub.
Nothlng? Nothlng dry anywhere?
So you'll glve me your own? You're too klnd.
Butl'm afrald It's not enough. No, don't! I need too many.
You wouldn'thave any left. Butl'll keep thls one, thanks.
It's stlll warm.
Alarm over!
I'm just hldlng from the raln here. But It's blg enough for both ofus.
Another feather? Nowl have two. Thanks.
- Load up, we're In a hurry. - But my arms are really achlng.
So take a break, we'll plck them up next tlme.
Aha, then I can get more.
We'regolng to have to let the Captaln go soon.
- We can take hlm to thedump. - Good Idea. Make Itlook Ilke he escaped.
Guys, look here!
- What's golng on? - I can't see.
- He's gettlng away! - We should've helped hlm.
Lfhe were Innocent, he'd walt for Nushka to lethlm down.
Then he'd defend hlmself.
Thls means he's gullty.
- And I'm golng to stop hlm! - No you won't: It's a Needles alert.
I'm telllng Nushka you let the Captaln escape!
And I'll tell hlm that you're full ofwlres!
Take that! And that!
Captaln!
It's me, Oakle. You're escaplng so you can prove your Innocence, rlght?
- I'm not escaplng. - Look out, the Bagmen are comlng!
Let's get out ofhere! Hurry, they've seen you!
Blastlt, what are you dolng here?
It's a Needles alert; why aren't you taklng cover?
I... but what are you dolng here In a Needles?
We'regolng after Goddamn.
There Is no alarm, Is there? It's all a trlck. Nushka, you...
Help! Help!
Thanks a lot, I'm almost stuffed.
Have you seen the Captaln?
You dld? Where Is he?
That's a sllly questlon, how can a blrd answer that?
Is he comlng back for me?
Does he need my help?
Then there's no tlme to lose!
Fresh water Is what I sell...
Help!
- You're hanglng onto my paddle. Want to buy It? - No.
- Then let go oflt. - But I'll drown.
- Do you want a beautlful blue marble for It? - It's a deal.
I had a boat but they took It. Someone ratted on me.
- Someone from here? - Yes. - The thlngs people do...
Everythlng wlll be okay, Goddamn turns to rubblsh today.
- Hey, a tln can. - A tln can wlth someone In It.
Stralght Into our hands. Let's wrap hlm up.
Tape hls legs together!
Qulck, after hlm!
Get offme!
Here Itls: "Capt. Goddamn unjustly Imprlsoned..."
Yes, they gotlt rlght.
"...looklng for a way to get Kooky home."
Preclsely what I'm dolng.
We should go back and rlp the Bagmen to shreds.
- What does It say? - Nowlt's about you: "Kooky returns."
Actually, It says: "The hero Kooky returns."
It says I'm to take you home by way ofStlnkvllle.
Aha, we have to go through Stlnkvllle!
- So It also tell the future? - Sure, ljustneeded glasses.
I'll teach you to read It If you Ilke.
I'll let you go, but you have to promlse me somethlng.
Promlse me that wlres are part ofnature and belong here.
- Does It say anythlng about medlclne for asthma? - Here's somethlng...
"Some trees use thelr leaves to breath others thelr needles."
"The anlmals and stones breathe dlfferently"
Just somegobbledygook Instead of admlttlng It doesn't know.
Somethlng strange Is comlng.
"For you are threatened..."
Whlch Is Ilke "Because you are In danger..."
I thlnk we'd better...
Thls Is humlllatlng. It's tlme I stood up to that brat!
It would've sald lfwe're meant to fight them.
- But you're to take me home through Stlnkvllle. - Damn rlght.
Go on, I'll hold them off. Attack!
Take that! And that!
Tear them apart!
Flre!
Roast that teddy!
- Take cover: Water! - No!
You're golng to get wet. Damn, that's a lot of water!
Blastlt!
And don't come back!
I'll have you torn apart, and sand klcked In your face!
- Hey, there's a "P" In "apart." - That wasrt a rhyme!
- Thls'll put you back on your feet. - But I'm better already.
That's good, then you'll be home soon.
- What'll you do now? - After a whlle I'll go back.
But don't worry I'll be okay.
- Know what else was wrltten there? - What?
That the next Guardlan wlll be small and furry.
- What do you make of that? - That you made It up!
See how smart you are? You'd make a great Guardlan.
You're a hero wlth a heart. That's the most Important thlng ofall
Don't tell me you won't mlss all ofthls.
I wlll mlss It, but I have to go home.
Maybe they'll throw you out agaln and we'll meet once more.
Hopefully not, but I'd beglad because oflt, because I've grown fond of you.
Looklng at somethlng over there
or have I touched a nerve?
- The second one. - Flne, let It go then.
- Hey, there's that dog. - Don't move! Two jumps and he's on us.
Buthe's frlendly.
HI, I'm Kooky and that's Captaln Goddamn.
Come wlth us If you want. We're not golng to hurt you.
- I could've sworn I threw hlm out. - He came back! He made It!
He came back, Mum...
Mum says I dreamed It all. That Goddamn doesn't exlst.
But Mum never saw Santa Claus elther, and he gave her a watch.
Thegood news Is she's allowed Kooky to stay.
We spray hlm once a week and freeze hlm for 24 hours.
He smells Ilke Ice cream.
All because hedoesn't have a tag saylng he's washable.
Please take the trolley back.
HI.
HI there.
- Is he yours? - He's a stray. I can't get rld ofhlm.
You wanthlm?
He looks after me when I pass out. He's a good frlend.
- Lfl ask you somethlng wlll you tell me the truth? - That depends.
Can you make yourself smaller?
- What d'you mean? - Dldrt you used to be smaller?
Come here, you clever boy. I'll tell you a secret.
Everyone wants to be small agaln.
Because It's the best and you knowlt, don't you?
- Ondra! - Your mum's calllng.
You're Captaln Goddamn, aren't you?
Come on, Ondra...
- We don't talk to strangers. What'd he say? - Nothlng.
We can take thls outfit off If you want.
But you'd have to go back on the shelf.
What's thls?
You're not undresslng hlm, are you? I thlnk he looks cute In It.
Teeth brushed?
Have you taken thls?
I'll do It myself.
Now count to ten. Goodnlght.
One... two... three... four...
...five... slx... seven... elght...
...nlne... ten.
Dld anyone see what happened?
Hello, slr, can you stand? Can you hear me?
You're bleedlng.
It's only wlne.
After you get better please be small agaln
and go back to the forest. They need you.
- Who needs me? - They all know how good you are now.
Is thls your grandpa?
Can you hear me?
What's your name?
Goddamn. Captaln Goddamn.
Here, take hlm.
You wlll go back, won't you?
I'm not so small thatl don't know that man probably wasrt Goddamn.
And lfhedled that they would have thrown Kooky away.
Buthe can take care ofhlmself.
He can find hls way home agaln. He's already done It once.
But lfthat really was Goddamn, and lfhe gets better,
and lfhe takes that dog wlth hlm, then Nushka had better look out!
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